Washington Journal: 11/23 2:12

2:12: Chip Saltsman sounds like a fake name. It would be nice to think the republicans are so hated right now that they cannot even appear on television with their own name. I want to see John McCain on Meet The Press calling himself Max Power and lambasting his own campaign.

2:13: Will W be judged as a conservative president? This moron says perhaps. I say no. He wasn’t really conservative. The real conservatives were every single person he hired that did anything for him from the Hispanic gardeners to the democrat hating justice department to his Mephestophales VP. W himself was really a centrist.

2:15: This guys says immigration as an issue is passé. Very 12 months ago. Immigration used to be hot but now it’s totally not. Gay marriage was hot, but in November it was not, but now it’s warming up again. Federal Bailouts are so hot they are SMOOOOOOOOKING!

2:16: Definitely the best part about this show is that CSPAN is so desperate for viewers that they let people call in like its fucking public access. “YO CHIP, YOU DON’T KNOW ME, YOU DON’T KNOW MY FAMILY, YOU AIN’T SEEN WHAT I SEEN, FUCK YA’LL CHIP. B-MORE WHAT.”

2:18: Oh, this moron ran the Huckabee campaign. The double chin, the slight drawl, the campaign advice about the power of positive thinking, the obnoxiously quaint name. It’s all coming together.

219: Wow, this gem from a six digit campaign manager “Look, politics isn’t rocket science.” Yes, bumbling a national campaign is probably much easier than you think, isn't it Chip

2:19: I wonder if this dumbass makes an appearance in the Huckabee book. I imagine there was probably more than one night spent with Ol’ Mike facing down a pile of chicken wings and talking about how you just gotta believe.

2:21: Uh Oh, Chip looks real angry having to listen to plebes. He has a great transition from complete contempt while the caller is talking to an affable interest when he gets his turn to talk. Oh the skills you gain in the political world. The only justice is that they probably all do that to each other, all the time, at every moment. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU “HA HA, well, you certainly do have an gosh darn interesting point.”

2:23; ALL DONE. Back to the underworld Chip Saltsman. May you never real your fat ugly head again.