Sunday, November 23, 2008

CSPAN-1 2:04 PM SUNDAY NOV 23

We get very emotional on both sides, Chip.

Your chin, Chip, we’re not stupid, we can see you grinding your teeth while that brown man talks to you.

This morning I wrote in my Washington journal, and the results were not pleasant. About 500 of the 700 words were some combination of “it’s not working.” The rest were all the biggest, loudest names I could think off. 

You’re all good folks. But you need to get into the human frame of mind. Because right now you don’t see too many people shooting their blame guns. Blame! Blame! Blame! Blame on the wall. Blame running red in the streets like a river. Blamey handprints smeared on the linoleum after a grisly mortal blamefest had taken place not moments earlier. 

K street wall street main street blame street same street game street 

The Tennessee GOP Party had a shit-ass chairman. 

Immigration was so hot before it became clear that not everyone was a bloodletting redneck red meat seething red hot magma explosion.

2:18 pm

OH MAN GETTING A CALL FROM OLE' TN HOME OF HOMES. I mean if you're from my area and you don't think like I do then clearly you're not from where I'm from, especially when it comes to contentious "kitchen table issues" like I'm broke, all the jobs left my area, my politicians do not give a shit about me and when I call them while they're on CSPAN they talk down to me and suggest that I don't live where I live and I'm not from where I'm from. It's amazing.

We knew, we knew who we were and exactly what we wanted to say and we said it and we lost by a fantastic margin. 

ANALOGIES

SOMEHOW, REPUBLICANS WERE UNPOPULAR

HAUUURRRD

Barak Obama was an incredible project. Barack Obama was an incredible rainbow. Barack Obama was an incredible three headed dragon. Barack Obama was an incredible MoveOn.org political attack ad. 

The people with money in this country are not the less fortunate, Chip. Greetings from West Virginia!

Re: West Virginia: These are people that lead by example. Make sure state runs well. We're gonna look at how good conservatives run thier states. 

SARAH PALIN has a great future in selling horrible overpriced camping tents at Big 5, trying to throw in a couple shotgun shells she slowly tucks into your front shirt pocket while winking at you and patting your child on the top the head. She then asks you how many people you want to fit into the tent and you say it doesn't matter as long as you're able to fit "a couple torsos or so."

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