Thursday March 18th 2010 7:44 PST CSPAN 3

CSPAN 3 is an oasis.

Today's House back-and-forth between educated adults and obscene rednecks.

Rep. Barrett has been talking to his constituents about healthcare and he has concluded that they cannot write and most cannot read. They want to stop these "backroom deals." These "Cornhusker Kickbacks."

These people must stop referring to each other as friends-across-the-aisle.

7:49 this tiny albino redneck with two "x's" in her last name is angry for no good reason. Tricking the american people??? WHO WOULD, WHO COULD IMAGINE??

oh shit. texas baby

TEXAS

ALL LIES AND DISTORTION MUST STOP!

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MISLEAD.

Harp on abortion, because it's the only clause you read. HAHAHAHAA

GAGAGAGAGAGA

Louie Gohmert is BOMBING this man is a RUBE. GAINSMANSHIP??

"People who are looking to be angry about something would respond very much to his arguments" - my good colleague Elliott

Slippery slope to canada

"if you wanna DIE quicker from cancer"

since JOOONE

this man is a terrible used car salesman no salesman should yell at you in a redneck voice.

NO mcgovern will NOT YIELD. He will let knowledge and stats emit from his shiny dome of wisdom.

"I hate black people" - Virgina Foxx (R-NC)

This is vastly inappropriate behavior for a grown man, Mr. Gohmert. Your "enthusiam" belies your "mild autism."

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ONTO C-SPAN 1

Dems having a pow-wow on their high-powered shaq-diesel legislation.

she loves numbers, they're so precise and they never forget to call the next day.

the internet CRAVES this health care bill obama promised us we already knew what's in it.

Don't shake your hand with your other hand when the first hand is not yet done emptying out the bucket of shit it's holding.

Eric Cantor you throbbing cock, you distended venal bastard.

Hoyer is about to tell a Sarbannes story. Another great story where a guy who could hear would have liked to trade spaces with a guy who couldn't hear.

Ole' SILVER HAR back THAR.

Votes will not begin before two o clock. do not get too day drunk. unless you're caught up in a vote-mob that forces you to drink until you're so suggestible you do whatever we tell you.

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CSPAN 3

8:09pm WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REDNECK BULLSHIT

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CSPAN

McGovern, I wish I could see your head in HD and lick your head in 3D.

Mad props to Worcester, Fall River, Attleboro.

Word son, finally calling out those liars for their lies.

Incredible half-billion dollar budgets for insurance company lobbying

Domestic violence is a pre-existing condition??? This is actually happening??? Real people have told other real people that??? North Carolina allows this???

This is not a federal government take over Virginia you silly bastard. You want women to lose coverage because they were beaten.

A republican decrying "us-vs-them." David Dreier you are terrible.

What have you ever done Mr. Rules Committee.

Associated health plans, wow, a bandaid vs. open heart surgery.

YES OF COURSE, MALPRACTICE REFORM. DIRTY MINORITIES SUE MY GOLF BUDDIES.

"We've done nothing plus 2" - Elliott "nothing plus nothing they didn't pass this shit" -Elliott

is this a "COMPANY" or a "COUNTRY"

Dude what is this fuck talking about. "I'm proud to watch left-of-center television."

You are a disingenuous bastard.

McGovern smash-down. I love it.

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UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRENS

ERIC SCHMIDT GOOGLE CHAIRMAN CSPAN-1 2:26 PM EST NOV 23

WHY DO I FEEL POST-CHRISTIAN? WELL OKAY LET ME TELL U

"I am an optimist because I can pay my heating bill AND my electricity bill. As Americans we have VERY interesting possiblities facing us."

Think about the arrival of accurate information to people's of standard living. 

EPISTEMOLOGICAL FORMULATION: 98% of americans: smart 2%: TOTALLY WACKO!!!

The patchwork of my suit reflects the analytic framework of my main processing mainframe lol I mean my BRAIN lol.

2:36 -This guy is the reason why Obama's administration is going to completely rework the way human bodies function in the material realm. 

CSPAN-1 2:04 PM SUNDAY NOV 23

We get very emotional on both sides, Chip.

Your chin, Chip, we’re not stupid, we can see you grinding your teeth while that brown man talks to you.

This morning I wrote in my Washington journal, and the results were not pleasant. About 500 of the 700 words were some combination of “it’s not working.” The rest were all the biggest, loudest names I could think off. 

You’re all good folks. But you need to get into the human frame of mind. Because right now you don’t see too many people shooting their blame guns. Blame! Blame! Blame! Blame on the wall. Blame running red in the streets like a river. Blamey handprints smeared on the linoleum after a grisly mortal blamefest had taken place not moments earlier. 

K street wall street main street blame street same street game street 

The Tennessee GOP Party had a shit-ass chairman. 

Immigration was so hot before it became clear that not everyone was a bloodletting redneck red meat seething red hot magma explosion.

2:18 pm

OH MAN GETTING A CALL FROM OLE' TN HOME OF HOMES. I mean if you're from my area and you don't think like I do then clearly you're not from where I'm from, especially when it comes to contentious "kitchen table issues" like I'm broke, all the jobs left my area, my politicians do not give a shit about me and when I call them while they're on CSPAN they talk down to me and suggest that I don't live where I live and I'm not from where I'm from. It's amazing.

We knew, we knew who we were and exactly what we wanted to say and we said it and we lost by a fantastic margin. 

ANALOGIES

SOMEHOW, REPUBLICANS WERE UNPOPULAR

HAUUURRRD

Barak Obama was an incredible project. Barack Obama was an incredible rainbow. Barack Obama was an incredible three headed dragon. Barack Obama was an incredible MoveOn.org political attack ad. 

The people with money in this country are not the less fortunate, Chip. Greetings from West Virginia!

Re: West Virginia: These are people that lead by example. Make sure state runs well. We're gonna look at how good conservatives run thier states. 

SARAH PALIN has a great future in selling horrible overpriced camping tents at Big 5, trying to throw in a couple shotgun shells she slowly tucks into your front shirt pocket while winking at you and patting your child on the top the head. She then asks you how many people you want to fit into the tent and you say it doesn't matter as long as you're able to fit "a couple torsos or so."

Washington Journal: 11/23 2:12

2:12: Chip Saltsman sounds like a fake name. It would be nice to think the republicans are so hated right now that they cannot even appear on television with their own name. I want to see John McCain on Meet The Press calling himself Max Power and lambasting his own campaign.

2:13: Will W be judged as a conservative president? This moron says perhaps. I say no. He wasn’t really conservative. The real conservatives were every single person he hired that did anything for him from the Hispanic gardeners to the democrat hating justice department to his Mephestophales VP. W himself was really a centrist.

2:15: This guys says immigration as an issue is passé. Very 12 months ago. Immigration used to be hot but now it’s totally not. Gay marriage was hot, but in November it was not, but now it’s warming up again. Federal Bailouts are so hot they are SMOOOOOOOOKING!

2:16: Definitely the best part about this show is that CSPAN is so desperate for viewers that they let people call in like its fucking public access. “YO CHIP, YOU DON’T KNOW ME, YOU DON’T KNOW MY FAMILY, YOU AIN’T SEEN WHAT I SEEN, FUCK YA’LL CHIP. B-MORE WHAT.”

2:18: Oh, this moron ran the Huckabee campaign. The double chin, the slight drawl, the campaign advice about the power of positive thinking, the obnoxiously quaint name. It’s all coming together.

219: Wow, this gem from a six digit campaign manager “Look, politics isn’t rocket science.” Yes, bumbling a national campaign is probably much easier than you think, isn't it Chip

2:19: I wonder if this dumbass makes an appearance in the Huckabee book. I imagine there was probably more than one night spent with Ol’ Mike facing down a pile of chicken wings and talking about how you just gotta believe.

2:21: Uh Oh, Chip looks real angry having to listen to plebes. He has a great transition from complete contempt while the caller is talking to an affable interest when he gets his turn to talk. Oh the skills you gain in the political world. The only justice is that they probably all do that to each other, all the time, at every moment. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU “HA HA, well, you certainly do have an gosh darn interesting point.”

2:23; ALL DONE. Back to the underworld Chip Saltsman. May you never real your fat ugly head again.